hijab and shoulders

Hijab and shoulders is a joke mainly used by muslim women who wear hijabs, in which they change 'head' in head and shoulders shampoo to 'hijab' and shoulders.

Person: How do you shower with your hijab?
Hijabi: I use hijab and shoulders.

by soapholder June 4, 2023

shoulder pads

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty

Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.

by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009

Shoulder Surfer

Someone who constantly looks and points to things on the internet while looking over your shoulder.

Eric: Go to that link!
John: No! I dont wanna look at "2 girls, 1 cup"! Stop bein such a shoulder surfer.

by Thomas Antonacci March 28, 2008

vagina shoulders

An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.

You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!

by Mr Excitement 13 January 25, 2017

broad shoulders

When you have a girl on each one of your arms. Typically you have your arms around them.

I had to help my crippled aunt and drunk grandma back to the car. Not my idea of broad shoulders....

by AAAAALLLLLVVVIIIINNNN May 9, 2008

Wii Shoulder

Having played Wii (bowling mainly) for far too many hours. Not following makers instructions of regular breaks. Leading to serious shoulder ache and stiffness for about 3 days afterwards!

Wii shoulder- Wii players who rarely do any other excercise will find this most common! (like me)

Similar to Tennis Elbow! :)

by Wendywii January 12, 2008

Shoulder Boulders

Breasts, Usually large ones. A woman like this could alos be able to "Breastfeed a Creqche"

Oh my god, shes got huge shoulder boulders.

by MadMatt74 November 17, 2003