secret puke

The act of excusing yourself from a party and puking in secrecy, then returning to the party scene as if you didn't puke and raging per usual. The act of puking is then revealed the next day.
Last night at the party, she had a secret puke and then chugged an IPA.
by Khuntrina May 05, 2013
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Juicy secret

Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.

An advanced version of a wet willy.

Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
by Disgruntled Dickhead June 02, 2018
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secret slob

An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.

Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.

Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"

person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
by observanthallmate May 26, 2013
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Secret Nazi...

A YTMND joke started in 2005 with the picture of the giant swastika shaped forest in germany.
guy 1:omg! this toy has a secret nazi...symbol!
guy 2:submit it to YTMND.
by Aeorro October 20, 2005
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Secret OTP

Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.
"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."

"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
by Yamistar August 10, 2009
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secret boyscout

One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.
"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"

"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."
by Jared Smith December 29, 2007
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gonad secretion

You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 29, 2021
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