An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
by observanthallmate May 25, 2013
Get the secret slobmug. If you’re day’s going poorly, don’t worry! You found this secret definition, you should be proud of yourself ^w^
by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022
Get the Secret Definitionmug. Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
by Disgruntled Dickhead June 12, 2018
Get the Juicy secretmug. by Aeorro October 21, 2005
Get the Secret Nazi...mug. Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.
"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."
"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
by Yamistar August 10, 2009
Get the Secret OTPmug. You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
Get the gonad secretionmug. by Jared Smith January 10, 2008
Get the secret boyscoutmug.