the OB

Short for 'the Old Bill'

Common in Cockney, a shortened version of the Old Bill, aka the UK police.
''There's a pub on the corner called the Ship & Billet, head for that, you sure you slipped the OB?'
by mattmatmathias January 28, 2024
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dirty obs

that ugly ass nigger friend that farts on his hand then puts it on your face then vomits on your cock full of cum and starts licking it like crazy
I pulled a dirty obs on my friend yesterday
by Federico57 October 29, 2021
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dan ob

a whore and slut obsessed with SM and thinks amanda is an iphone!!!!!
wow u see dan ob today he lookin ode wack
by plnamsidk October 24, 2018
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Sean Ob Knight

a large fat like creature, a cum guzzling moose like to jerk off in McDonalds bathrooms hoping to land the next secret sauce. On his off time, he prefers to say he saves live by taking a shit on young males chests while playing with his clit.
Hey Vinny Drips, it appears there is another Sean Ob Knight in the bathroom
by boobies69boobies March 27, 2019
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Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
by Sonoma Sterling March 25, 2014
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Obe

Obe is a term that refers to the digit 1 in english. It is a variable introduced by scientists in order to canculate obvious elements. As it reminds the scientists that this variable demonstrates the simplicity of canculating new formulas.
Obe+Obe= 2 obe
Obe+5= 5+obe
by The scientific community January 17, 2025
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Obes

A person who farts the scent of a rose while making his underwear brown.
A: smells nice in here
B: yeah I just did an obes
A: guess its time for you to buy a new underwear
by flowerpower321 February 10, 2023
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