A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.
Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.
by san-d-mag February 5, 2010
Get the Patty Magmug. A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 4, 2006
Get the Strop Magmug. ( short for Fag Magnet) a woman who attracts gay males as friends. She does not seek out there friendships, they always find her.
by Meow February 18, 2004
Get the fag magmug. An experimental type of magazine for use with assault rifle or submachine guns. It's shaped like 2 drum magazines clipped together. It's name is short for Cent-mag, as it holds 100 rounds of ammo. It is, however, rubbish, as it jams easily and weighs 3 times as a normal magazine.
by Josh Riddick April 15, 2006
Get the c-magmug. A female who has many gay friends and who attracts them easily without even trying. However, a Fag Mag is not to be confused with a Fag Hag. Fag Mags have an average/high self-esteem, get frequent ass, do not rely on their gay friends for self-reassurance/affirmation, and are truly a gay man on the inside.
Gurl, you actually like yourself and you get so much ass. There's NO way you're a Fag Hag. Oh my god, you're totally a Fag Mag!
by NYCRock July 14, 2010
Get the Fag Magmug. A girl named maggie who is full of fagness. A magness will relentlessly poop mexican out of her bhole and stank up any joint she enters. Never let a Magness into your house because her stench will forever haunt.
by Cumstainface February 20, 2009
Get the magnessmug. by mike tree March 12, 2007
Get the mag lightmug.