A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.
Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.
by san-d-mag February 05, 2010
A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 04, 2006
( short for Fag Magnet) a woman who attracts gay males as friends. She does not seek out there friendships, they always find her.
by Meow February 19, 2004
An experimental type of magazine for use with assault rifle or submachine guns. It's shaped like 2 drum magazines clipped together. It's name is short for Cent-mag, as it holds 100 rounds of ammo. It is, however, rubbish, as it jams easily and weighs 3 times as a normal magazine.
by Josh Riddick March 08, 2006
A female who has many gay friends and who attracts them easily without even trying. However, a Fag Mag is not to be confused with a Fag Hag. Fag Mags have an average/high self-esteem, get frequent ass, do not rely on their gay friends for self-reassurance/affirmation, and are truly a gay man on the inside.
Gurl, you actually like yourself and you get so much ass. There's NO way you're a Fag Hag. Oh my god, you're totally a Fag Mag!
by NYCRock July 14, 2010
A girl named maggie who is full of fagness. A magness will relentlessly poop mexican out of her bhole and stank up any joint she enters. Never let a Magness into your house because her stench will forever haunt.
by Cumstainface February 21, 2009
by mike tree March 10, 2007