The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.
Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets. Will likely attack actual medicine.
Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets. Will likely attack actual medicine.
"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing oils?"
"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
by Opprobrium June 1, 2018
Get the Gone Gurumug. An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023
Get the Guru Sex Wizardmug. by Singapore Buses June 4, 2020
Get the Land Transport Gurumug. An individual who supplies all of the alcoholic beverages for a professional or college football game party.
Hey man! Football season is approaching super fast. So, I am going to make you the Game-time Guru this year!
by iTim24 August 6, 2011
Get the Game-time Gurumug. It was said in the beatles song "Across the Universe". Most simple translation is:
"I give thanks to Guru Dev (heavenly teacher) om"
Om is just a sound. However a more detailed translation is:
"Jai" means "O Hail" or "Victory to"
"Guru" means "Teacher"
"Deva" means "God/Lord/Demi-God"
"om" some say is the source of all existence that comes from vibration
Note Guru Dev was a Maharishi's teacher
"I give thanks to Guru Dev (heavenly teacher) om"
Om is just a sound. However a more detailed translation is:
"Jai" means "O Hail" or "Victory to"
"Guru" means "Teacher"
"Deva" means "God/Lord/Demi-God"
"om" some say is the source of all existence that comes from vibration
Note Guru Dev was a Maharishi's teacher
Jai guru deva om
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
by valoem December 22, 2004
Get the Jai Guru Deva ommug. From the ancient Saskrit language.
It means "Victory to God Devine", most accurately. "OM" is the vibration of the universe, with which one who meditates desires to be in tune.
It means "Victory to God Devine", most accurately. "OM" is the vibration of the universe, with which one who meditates desires to be in tune.
by nicolear November 5, 2007
Get the jai guru deva ommug. From the Famous Beatles song 'Accross the Universe'
Translation from Sandscript:
Jai translates to praise or honor.
Guru translates to teacher.
Deva translates to Godess.
Deva in 'Across the Universe' ends in A in this song. Actual translation is femine. (i.e. Goddess)
Goddess is the Divine Mother of the Universe (hence Across the Universe)
Om of course is the sound of the universe resonating all around us.
Jai Guru DevA Om
Nothing's gonna change my world.
Translation from Sandscript:
Jai translates to praise or honor.
Guru translates to teacher.
Deva translates to Godess.
Deva in 'Across the Universe' ends in A in this song. Actual translation is femine. (i.e. Goddess)
Goddess is the Divine Mother of the Universe (hence Across the Universe)
Om of course is the sound of the universe resonating all around us.
Jai Guru DevA Om
Nothing's gonna change my world.
kelly: are you a feminist now or do you still have a religion?
marcy: i'm a practicing jai guru deva om
marcy: i'm a practicing jai guru deva om
by marcY\rock February 17, 2010
Get the Jai Guru DevA Ommug.