loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

dishwasher party

A party with a bunch of women typically thots and one guy

When Aj went to a dishwasher party and the dishwashers were all over him

by Kbuerkie May 29, 2018

Dishwasher Man

A man who is easily put in the dishwasher. A stubborn angry little short man who acts very tough but secretly has a massive mommy kink

Alex from Clockwork Orange is prime Dishwasher Man. He acts tough but would cry if I insulted his Funko pop collection in front of his friend. Prime scrubbing down material.

by Yenolegal January 13, 2023

Dishwasher December

For girls that make fun of boys loosing no nut November

Haha looser! You lost NNN🤪

You tell them GOOD LUCK IN DISHWASHER DECEMBER BITCH

by Deniius November 6, 2019

Empty the Dishwasher

To inconspicuously tell a group you're going to drain the Gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Hold on guys, I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher"

by lunabeawesome April 26, 2024

Dishwashed

The face your partner makes when you ask them to have sex which is the same face you make when they ask you to do the dishes. You can be the face they make, attitude given, or negotiating attempt.

Ask my wife if you want to have sex last night and she just dishwashed me.

by Footballw00kie July 4, 2020

Dishwashed

The term used to refer to someone who is excessively high on marijuana. Symptoms include the spins, nausea, vomiting, paranoia, anxiety, sleepiness, excessive laughter, redness of the eyes, dry mouth, elevated heart rate, and decreased mobility.

Bro, I'm so dishwashed right now. I can't even move!

by Moneymacster March 7, 2016