One of the greatest progressive rock bands on the planet.
Members:
Nick Wright - Drums
Alex Clark - Vocals
Alex Everett - Guitar
Ezra Bortner - Bass
You might ask, How did this awesome band start? A legitimate, yet stupid question. An awesome, manly man named Nick Wright (the kind of guy you read about in the Bible) was watching his favorite band, The Mars Volta. When he thought to himself, Wow! We should rock this hard! Into this Godly picture came Alex Clark, who hung out with Nick on a regular basis. They could often be spotted eating hamburgers with A1 steak sauce at the Waffle House together. They both decided that it was time to start something so great and powerful that it made Wrestlemania III look like a crappy sci-fi flick. So Nick found another Alex, but this Alex doesnt sing. This Alex he wailed on his mighty guitar. Shortly afterward, Alex found Ezra, who slapped a bass harder than he slapped his mom. The foursome formed Clash of Kings, probably to become the greatest band of all time.
Members:
Nick Wright - Drums
Alex Clark - Vocals
Alex Everett - Guitar
Ezra Bortner - Bass
You might ask, How did this awesome band start? A legitimate, yet stupid question. An awesome, manly man named Nick Wright (the kind of guy you read about in the Bible) was watching his favorite band, The Mars Volta. When he thought to himself, Wow! We should rock this hard! Into this Godly picture came Alex Clark, who hung out with Nick on a regular basis. They could often be spotted eating hamburgers with A1 steak sauce at the Waffle House together. They both decided that it was time to start something so great and powerful that it made Wrestlemania III look like a crappy sci-fi flick. So Nick found another Alex, but this Alex doesnt sing. This Alex he wailed on his mighty guitar. Shortly afterward, Alex found Ezra, who slapped a bass harder than he slapped his mom. The foursome formed Clash of Kings, probably to become the greatest band of all time.
Some guy: Wow, (insert any band name here) is the greatest band I've ever heard.
Other guy: You have never heard of Clash of Kings have you?
Other guy: You have never heard of Clash of Kings have you?
by Clash of Kings May 28, 2006
by XxBabySharkBoi February 1, 2019
by MissAD April 12, 2019
A rare but highly contagious digitally transmitted disease. It is known to be one of the best birth control methods, as it not only makes the person incapable of impregnating women but is reported to also prevent a man from having sexual intercourse altogether with the opposite gender.
Woman: Let's have seggs!
Man: Bby, first you need to see my Clash of Titans gameplay!
Woman: **Narrowly Escapes**
Man: Bby, first you need to see my Clash of Titans gameplay!
Woman: **Narrowly Escapes**
by Blejing January 26, 2022
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Saul: Hey, I am so good at clash royale, no one can beat me!
Tuco: Yeah because you use a pekka mega knight sparky deck, imagine being so bad you have to use all 3 three of those cards, you suck dick bro.
Saul: yeah you're right, I am a Clash Royale Cunt
Tuco: Yeah because you use a pekka mega knight sparky deck, imagine being so bad you have to use all 3 three of those cards, you suck dick bro.
Saul: yeah you're right, I am a Clash Royale Cunt
by HydroFluoric January 18, 2021
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