urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.
by LeahJessGenn September 19, 2020
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Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.
Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself
by Bubba74rocks October 01, 2023
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Churn butter

Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.
O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.
by Afd1800 October 02, 2023
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Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue
"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"
by Mazzyyyyyyy May 24, 2012
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Churn

An act done as initiation into a family or group. Usually sexual in nature, but always meant to be demeaning or disruptive. Often considered sexual assault.
If we accept you boyfriend into the family, he has to be churned first.
by Prebaked22 May 01, 2022
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Churn

When people sign up for a streaming service for a specific show/movie, then cancel their subscription as soon as they're finished with that show/movie.
Netflix is seeking to reduce churn this year by releasing a new movie every week in an effort to keep people subscribed.
by yoinkmydoink February 14, 2021
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