cacty the cactus

a cactus that is actually a reincarnation of our lord and savior.

yo cacty the cactus is like, jesus man

by MilesShrekDaddy September 13, 2019

Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape

"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"

by Regay January 9, 2010

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011

Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

by Boss miatch April 9, 2020

cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.

"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"

by stitchmata April 21, 2013

Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

by Cactus corner April 14, 2021

Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.

"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."

by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009