Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

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Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.

Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.

by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010

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jazzy-pinks

jackass of a person who has a serious problem to have the delusions of being famous tends to act like a total tony awsome and may be full of ones self

jazzy-pinks:im famous i was found on google hey ari

ari:what?
jazzy-pinks:im on google

ari:so am i

jazzy-pinks:u just mad cuz im so famous
(jazzy-pinks leaves)
ari:what a jazzy-pinks

by a.tilo March 27, 2011

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jazzy freehand

(1) Finding a cool new method for an everyday task.

(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style

(A) I hate using the sidewalk - I typically jazzy freehand my way through the park to school.

(B) We were sprayin' the other day - and instead of just our usual logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons brething fire that spelled our names.

by bbutler September 4, 2008

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