texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.

He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.

by WolfBone December 31, 2011

Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.

by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012

textelepathy

when you get the feeling a certain person is going to text you or when you're about to text someone & they text you

"on my way to work this morning i had textelepathy about you!" or "we have textelepathy! i was just sending you a text!"

by kelldoubledee November 21, 2014

Texticle

Having texticles is when someone has the balls to text something they wouldn't say to the persons face.

Brad: Did you hear that Brittany texted Sally, saying she is a bitch?
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.

by princesscassi June 22, 2014

Texticles

Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy

"I sent that bitch a pic of my nuts"
"damn son, you got some texticles last night, didn't you?"

by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014

textil dysfunction

Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text

My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something

by Jose Hernendes April 30, 2016

textigestion

when you don’t know if the phone in your pocket is vibrating, or if it’s just your stomach rumbling

Oh boy, this case of textigestion has me reaching for my phone and the pepto bottle at the same time!

by spatialexplorer July 28, 2016