telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.

1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"

by blueberry panda January 6, 2014

Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.

My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!

by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009

testiscoliosis

When said person has grown a pair of nuts on his/her back.

kid: hey mom, what's wrong with your back?
mom: well son, it's what they call testiscoliosis.
kid:why?
mom: I was at woodstock with a gnome

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Testastrogen

The combination of the male and female excaulive horomones. Only found in hermaphrodites and pill form.

Lets go buy some testastrogen pills and get fucked up!!

by Kat November 15, 2003

testitude

an evolved form of the phrase "intestinal fortitude"

inTESTInal fortiTUDE

that warrior has courage in the face of difficulty
that warrior has intestinal fortitude
that warrior has testitude

by big mac twista September 28, 2009

testosterrific

Anything which has enormous amounts of the qualities, such as violence, machoism and nudity, which appeal to the stereotypical man.

God of War is a testosterrific video game because all the women have no clothes and everything else bleeds more blood than their body could possible contain.

by TheyWontLetMeBeM July 25, 2007

T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies

Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)

What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"

." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula

by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011