Testiblast

a). The act of cumming and tea bagging at the same time

b). When you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a wank from some bitch.

c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.

a). Don- dude i testiblasted that chick
bill- dude thats some sick shit!

b). Don- 98%, fuck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid

c). Don- Dude are you ok?
bill- shit man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
Don- ...I'd be blown

by Maniac500 March 2, 2010

textillating

To sexually excite a person through texting. A combination of texting and titillating.

His texts were hot and steamy; they were very textillating.

by williwooyou December 19, 2011

Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.

Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!

by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 26, 2011

Walnut Testicals

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old

"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

Making Tortillas

A proper way of making tortillas is using a machine, using your hands, on your knees using a machine or your hands. A tortilla is a round corn flat slap. That not everybody knows how to make or takes the time to make. Once it is done, there is a process to make it appetizing which involves many factors.

Making tortillas is a cultural art.

by MariaGuadalupe July 22, 2019

Three testicles

Three testicles

A word to describe pain, confusion and stupidity

Person: Yo did you do homework

Other person: three testicles

Person: what?
Other person: three testicles

by Three testicles 090 February 1, 2022

lil shrekward testicles

its a mix between the little einsteins, shrek, squidward, and well testicles

lil shrekward testicles should be in a movie

by mjh657 May 13, 2019