tennies

Short for "tennis shoes."

How do you like my new tennies?

by eryn_pwnsome August 19, 2008

Teniele

A totally Awesome person that doesn't like to pick up empty hamsters. She is definitely some one to count on!

"That Teniele, shes awesome!"

by thatgirlthatulove December 28, 2011

Tendi

Hockey slang for a goalie.

A bird has better chirps than that tendi.

by The leprechaun☘️ May 4, 2020

Tendies

A lovely juicy plumpy strip of chicken

I love eating Chicken Tendies

by Ay-Bee! November 25, 2020

bullshit tennis

A sort of banter where two people have a convo about something which they both know is total bullshit, back and forth, to the point where they're not sure whether to believe each other or not.

"we haven't spoken for ages"
"its a crime!"
"we'll have to run off together, get away from the police!"
"yeah, how about new york"
"sure, and we can go line dancing in cowboy boots"

back and forth, scoring bullshit tennis points for random examples

by D81 January 14, 2008

Danger Tennis

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion

"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush

by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009

Tenino

A town in Washington. Very small. Marijuana usage is rampant.

"Hey, let's go to Tenino!"
"No way, man. I don't want to get stabbed!"

by scapegoat_723 October 7, 2008