Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.

A Bastard television production.

by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003

Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.

"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"

by Justinho September 10, 2010

Juicy Television

Juicy Television happens when a man, or a squirting woman is wacking off to pron. When the man or woman reaches there peak and spill there Goo on the Porn actor or actress face on the Television to represent oral Sex

Guy: Hey i should have oral sex tonight! Wait nobody likes me. Wait i Know i will juicy Television everywhere.

by y u no subsribe to my channel November 7, 2012

chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me January 25, 2016

Boutique Television

Television that makes the audience feel way more clever than the average viewer.

"I never watch TV but when I do I only watch boutique television like, y'know, Viceland"

by cowellisms November 28, 2016

Trash Television

Drama Reality TV shows or heavily scripted shows that try to pass as unscripted shows.

You see that last episode of Bad Girls Club, girl I love me some Trash Television!

by Yeayah September 1, 2021

Fuck Television Year

From January 1st, 2022, to December 31st, 2022, Everyone can harass television, and he can't do anything about it.

No. Fuck television year.

by Totally not poppy December 12, 2022