txtplanation

When you attempt to explain a situation or concept via "TXT".

Often difficult to do, due to the complexity of a situation matched with with one dimensional issues and room for interpretation via txt.

Sarah: Could you please give me a txtplanation ?

Emma: Sure, well I was running really late, and then I saw a friend I haven't seen since primary school. She invited me back to hers for dinner... and then I remembered about the marketing essay...

by bmw power October 11, 2008

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novel txter

someone who texts in the length of full length stephen king novels. adding way more useless information either completely steering away from the main topic, or the overall story is completely pointless. usually followed up by a short response by the opposing party that shows a general response that would most likely satisfy what the other said, assuming the recipient barely skimmed the text, for they didn't care.

josh: (novel txter)

"hey man so guess what emily just told me! she said that sara told her that i was one of the cutest guys at that party last night. which is funny because earlier that day i was talking to jim about how nervous i was to go to the party because last time i went partying i was "that guy" who broke down and cried about all his problems. i really havent been the same since, plus i just remembered i threw my favorite shirt in the wash like 10 mins before i got the txt about the party so i would have had to wait another like 45mins for it to finish the rinse cycle plus awhile to dry it and anyway long story short she said i was cute man"

anthony:

" haha thats cool bro"

by apaul235 September 5, 2011

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txtcrement

the act of txting someone whilst your taking a shit

girl:"you almost done in the toilet?"
guy in toilet:"hold on im txtcrementing"

by 0glethorpe May 3, 2010

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txteezzz

Txteezzz is the best person on tiktok :((((((((((((((((((((( If you aren't an yeonist you're probably not cool :(()(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Proud Yeonist <333333333

let's not talk about this i just have to include the word being defined so txteezzz

by stan tomorrow x together June 23, 2021

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txtgasium

Placement of your phone in a warm and sensitive place and ask a male friend to send you multiple txt in a rhythmic cadence to arouse your fun button.

Doc sent a barrage of buzzing messages to Mae while she enjoys the luxury of an added love scene in Old Yeller as she experienced a killer txtgasium!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

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txter

a person who shortens words with single letters or numbers. This is usually used in text messages and chat room conversations. A sentence like "Could you be here before then?" would be "coud u b here b4 then?" although being a more simple and easier way to talk, it is usually a reflection of the said persons intelligence.

txter: omgz did u c that?
normal people speak: shut the hell up and stab your self in the eye with a rusty chisel and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood...
txter: wat u say?

by Hugh G. Rections April 25, 2006

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