The Gruesome Twosome

Your two local goons at the gym. They are usually grunting and lifting allot of weight, most of the time they are yelling at each other allot. The pair tend to take allot of steroids and it is quite visible during their routine. They tend to draw attention to themselves on purpose either thought their loud demeanour or horrible odour.

Yo Frank look at ‘The Gruesome Twosome’ over there, way too much juice went into that pair.

by Ttooulias December 17, 2007

twospace

Intense connection between two lovers to the exclusion of all other people, things, bodily needs, etc. Often occurs early in relationship (see NRE) but can spontaneously occur at any time.

Caution: extended periods of twospace may result in dehydration, malnutrition, and comments like "get a room!"

We were so deep in twospace we missed the whole weekend!

by C and V May 18, 2008

teeth like burnt out TWOKS

someone who's teeth are rotten and black, TWOKS are cars that are stolen
hence a persons rotten teeth look like burnt and destroyed cars

"you've got teeth like burnt out TWOKS"
"your girtlfriends got teeth like burnt out twoks"

by gina.c January 27, 2007

Twofer

A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer

Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?

Guy 2: Whats that?

Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.

Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.

by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016

dub twos

twenty two inch wheels on a car, also refered to as rims

"Check out my new dub twos homie gee dog."

by BrokenMonkey February 2, 2004

amongst the twos and fews

a person who is always broke

why does freddy never have any money? Because he is amongst the twos and fews.

by tuffpuff October 1, 2010

twosies

spar's strong white cider,

sold in bottles of 2 litres, originally for 2 pounds, hence the nickname twosies, often abbreviated in writing to "zz".

"hey benn, you drinking twosies tonight?"

by camelia S October 27, 2007