Trout Farm

Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.

Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Trout

Another word for true. Accompanied by words like "swag" and "lightweight."

"He's not that cool, he's kind of a drag"
"Trout, I get what you mean"

"That party was hella fun man!"
"Trout, lightweight"

"Bro check this out"
"Trout swag. Pretty chill"

by doobiesnackz December 7, 2011

trouts

a girl who gives way too much head but is good at it... a girl who will go down for anything

" hey lets go camping, and when we fish we could find us some trouts"

by klarcb October 16, 2005

trout trapper

when you have 3 dicks in your butt at once. only guy inside another guy. obviously, both guys are extremely gay.

wow, that guy is certainly a trout trapper I mean, hes got 3 dicks in his but at once!

by that one crazy guy May 10, 2010

Snout trout

One who performs fellatio

“Ida Lupino was a snout trout. She blew him behind the food truck” (courtesy of James Ellroy, in his new book , “Widespread Panic”)

by AntoineStumpf June 30, 2021

Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004