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doing the ton

Traveling at 100 mph or more, particularly on a motorcycle.
We all went up to Aces Cafe on friday, partying and doing the ton back and forth to the roundabout
by LeMansChamp August 26, 2008
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L-ton

A term used to describe a cigar filled with marijuana. Also known as a blunt, an L, spliff, etc. Pronounced "el-tahn".
After we get back from the bar we should smoke an L-ton.
by jonbouch April 14, 2007
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Money-ton

Nickname for Huntington, New York located on Long Island.
yo those niggas ova at money-ton station go hard there clip you ova nothing
by MoneyTonallDAY June 26, 2009
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Shit ton

Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.
Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.
by BryceS47 February 18, 2009
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Fuck Ton of Money

An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:

"Fuck"

The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuuuuuuck"

That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
by Phauxed October 30, 2010
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not a ton

something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit
I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.
by Mr. Boardwalk July 11, 2010
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Fuck-ton

Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"
Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.
by Vivianna April 4, 2008
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