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Tobias Hansen

The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.
You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!
by TheRealpseudoboss September 16, 2019
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Tobias

He is usually a sickly good gamer. He is going to be the world's best Brawl stars player. he is the most beautiful person ever and is the most beautiful and sexiest
Friend 1:¨Dang hes sexy!!!¨
Friend 2:¨Hell ye hes hot¨
Friend 3: ¨hes probably a Tobias¨
by Mr Fresh Duck March 23, 2019
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Tobias

Tobias has the purest soul in the whole world. He is kind, wise and incredibly intelligent. Everybody should have a Tobias in their life and should really appreciate them as Tobias is one of his kind.
Tobias is the sweetest person I've ever met. He is literally an angel.
by melikey1111 January 14, 2023
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Tobias

Tobias is a short and sweet guy.
A Tobias usually is around 150cm tall
Oh do you ser that sexy midget over there? Yes, he must be Tobias
by REALIron_Mart March 7, 2021
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Tobias

Tobias is a gamer addict and an nerd who usally is very small.

He sticks to the "cool kids" to try being "cool" but he almost everytime gets rejected and ends up with the dorks.

He tries very hard to get girls but fails everytime.

The stereotypical tobias usally wears glasses and have blond or greasy dark hair.

Tobias usally don't get laid until the age of 30 when he pays a prostitute for 10 minutes.
He has a tendency of getting people feeling akward and his a wannabe fart master.
"Who was that anyway?"
"I don't know just ignore him. He must be a Tobias"

"I have never seen that guy before"
"He must be a Tobias"
by DePablo666 March 22, 2017
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Tobias

Tobias has a big penis
by schillers_l1ste November 24, 2021
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Tobias pik

Tobias pik is so big and nice. All the girls love it
Omg i wish i had Tobias pik, its so nice.

I saw Tobias pik today, it was so huge.
by Tob- May 3, 2019
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