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Clock's ticking bitch!

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
by Chemlight January 7, 2014
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ticking

The 1980's version of the 1990's robot dance, and the 2000's version of pop and lock. This involves, short
movements of the arms and legs with brief pauses in between. A form of breakdancing.
Wow man, your ticking is fly.
by bonneville babe February 8, 2005
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twickling

rubbing bodyparts together, resulting in an awful annoying sound
by keri kirchhefer July 14, 2005
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tinkling the ivories

Playing the piano. In the past, piano keys were made of ivory. Tinkling the ivories thus was used to describe the act of playing the piano.
John is tinkling the ivories for his guests now.
by elephants89 September 11, 2009
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Ticking it

For something to be described as "ticking it", it must be exceptionally good or very interesting. For a person to be "ticking it", they must be very good-looking or socially admirable. It is similar to words like nang, peng and grade. It originated in Nottingham in 2010. It is a manipulation of the phrase "ticking all the boxes".
He is so hot, he's just ticking it
by Crackberry 28 bus kiddd October 11, 2010
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ticking clock

a ticking clock is a girl that is hot but is too young for you to make a move.
Dude check out the ticking clock, shes pretty hot
all in good time my friend, all in good time.
by TP Crew August 13, 2005
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Ticking Rolex

Somebody who pretends to be more rich than he really is.
A: Man, I can't believe Laura's boyfriend picked up the tab for dinner that night! It came to almost 150 dollars.

B: You think he is rich? He is a Ticking Rolex. I was the one who gave him a lift home because he didn't have enough money to hail a cab that night. He was just trying to impress her.
by Shine Raju June 16, 2007
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