by osbo November 4, 2002
Get the shit ticket mug.'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"
by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006
Get the Not the full ticket mug.A large villian on power rangers that is very goofy. The power rangers defeat him and he is one of the most vile creatures. Also called tip by the other creatures.
by C. Casey II February 18, 2009
Get the tickelsneezer mug.One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.
by imadoctorofjournalism January 5, 2010
Get the Ticket Flicker mug.A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.
(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."
by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009
Get the beer ticket mug.I bought tickets to the shows the other day via ticketmaster, and I've been walking with an uncomfortable limp for the past few days
by Jo_sh July 7, 2007
Get the ticketmaster mug.Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
by mad genius December 5, 2010
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