by Vk1983 April 1, 2015
Get the Thigh thing mug.Noun - The androgenic hair that grows on the upper thighs of post-pubescent humans (yes boys and girls, or men and women more appropriately - we've all got it, to a lesser or greater extent) that can look like it has 'escaped' from the pubic area.
Not to be confused with pubic bangs.
It complements and sits in opposition to the treasure trail.
Not to be confused with pubic bangs.
It complements and sits in opposition to the treasure trail.
After the bong incident in the tabloids Michael Phelps thigh burns were the least of his worries.
Ha - thought Julia Roberts - they're freaking out over armpit hair, what the hell would they do if they saw my beautiful thigh burns!
Ha - thought Julia Roberts - they're freaking out over armpit hair, what the hell would they do if they saw my beautiful thigh burns!
by RastaVari May 22, 2011
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Thigh Cheese
Noun
The end result of what's in your meal when you mess with drive through employees of the female variety. Thigh Cheese is the combination of inner thigh sweat and raked skin from just below the Eden zone. Right where the sweat starts to make it's way into the crack for a beautiful sweat stain (most commonly seen at gyms). Men do not exhibit thigh cheese for they lack the pheromones that produces the juice of the under-garden. It is odorless and leaves that poisonous weird taste at the back of your tongue when you are finished eating. It cannot be removed by simply spitting. No worries though, it is non-lethal.
Noun
The end result of what's in your meal when you mess with drive through employees of the female variety. Thigh Cheese is the combination of inner thigh sweat and raked skin from just below the Eden zone. Right where the sweat starts to make it's way into the crack for a beautiful sweat stain (most commonly seen at gyms). Men do not exhibit thigh cheese for they lack the pheromones that produces the juice of the under-garden. It is odorless and leaves that poisonous weird taste at the back of your tongue when you are finished eating. It cannot be removed by simply spitting. No worries though, it is non-lethal.
You constantly repeat and change an order while at Taco Bell. You get said order from an obviously annoyed but smiling female employee who happily hands it over. You have just received a nice quantity of thigh cheese. Enjoy it, it's untraceable.
by Crumbles March 24, 2011
Get the Thigh Cheese mug.by slumberjack February 9, 2015
Get the Thigh Gap mug.ANDY LOVES THIGH HIGHS. TURNS HIM OFF SO GODDAMN MUCH THAT THEY TURN HIM ON. INSTANT EJACULATION HEHEHEHEH
by LoveForKneeSocks May 30, 2018
Get the Thigh Highs mug.Th act of spreading mayonaise or some type of slippery supstance onto a girls thighs and adding a collection of hair. You proceed to fuck the shit out of her thighs. Used mostly by Mormons in replacement of actual sex.
Dude, last night Mary and I were thigh fucking when her dad entered the room only to get a giant chub.
by Cole Robinson September 10, 2008
Get the Thigh Fucking mug.The most wonderful of happenings, an event, action, or thing that causes everyone in the room to shudder with pleasure in response to the glory of the occurrence. In other words: you find your genitals involuntary soaking your thighs because of your excitement.
Ken: dude, Mary's wearing a tank top
Atticus: oh, that's a thigh drencher *fist bump*
Julie: hey remember that day we watched O Brother Where Art Thou? AND Blazing Saddles on the same day?
Allison: Oh my god yes, that was such a thigh drencher
Paul: dude wanna get some pizza and slurpees?
David: damn, that sounds thigh drenchingly awesome right now
Matt: oh god... my socks are soaked
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Atticus: oh, that's a thigh drencher *fist bump*
Julie: hey remember that day we watched O Brother Where Art Thou? AND Blazing Saddles on the same day?
Allison: Oh my god yes, that was such a thigh drencher
Paul: dude wanna get some pizza and slurpees?
David: damn, that sounds thigh drenchingly awesome right now
Matt: oh god... my socks are soaked
bonerhornysexyorgasmicjizz my pants
by Doctor.R January 23, 2011
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