Bears day

Two young men drinking 40's in a hidden place performing sexual favors on each other.

Hey man, wanna grab some brew and go to the creek? You know and have a "bears day"?

by Blind Tony April 29, 2011

ignorantion day

The swearing in of an ignorant person.

The elected dumbass is having an ignorantion day.

by jpg3 January 20, 2013

bones day

A good day, if a dog on tiktok (called noodle) wakes up with ‘bones’ (can stand up) it’s a bones day. If not, it’s not a bones day meaning it’s going to be a bad day

Today’s going to be good because it’s a bones day

by Red27wolf October 17, 2021

L’Manburg Day

The day is November 16 and it is the day Pogtopia won back L’Manburg. Even though the server blew up.

“What’s today?”
“It’s L’Manburg day!”
“Oh really? POG!”

by cheesygarlicbread November 16, 2020

Jackson Day

Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.

Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"

Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"

Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"

by justanotherobserver June 15, 2011

Columbus Day

The day that Columbus set foot in America.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.

And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.

Happy Columbus day, mate!
Happy Columbus day!

by Sylaswwww July 30, 2021

Geoff day

When you start drinking at 5 A.M. and pass out drunk before your kid wakes up.

My husband was supposed to take the kids to school, instead he pulled a Geoff day and didn't wake up until the evening.

by UMPiCK January 11, 2015