graveyard gecko

Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with

Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery

by Graveyard_gecko January 18, 2023

Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 8, 2019

Groupchat graveyard

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.

1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”

by daltonjfk October 30, 2019

Throwing a graveyard

To react negatively to something cringe-worthy, often denoted by numerous skull emojis.

Bro 1: “Bro did you see that cringe Insta post?”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I saw it last night and I was throwing a graveyard.”

Last night: “Dude wtf 💀💀💀💀💀”

by FatherWreck August 5, 2022

Graveyard Baby

Person conceived in wicked graveyard play. Naturally of darker tastes.

Did you see that creepy chick over there?
Yeah, that’s Lilly! She’s such a graveyard baby.

by Graveyard Baby February 27, 2020

Graveyard Stew

Leftover cornbread, warm milk, and sugar to taste. A dish eaten after a long ass night shift.

Jerry worked a double and was so thrashed he could only muster some graveyard stew for dinner.

by LadyDi10 May 28, 2025

frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 24, 2015