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The dirty Dante

The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.
by Bad horneytoad June 1, 2019
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the dirty dolphin

When youre fuckin a skank ho on the beach, you precede to pull your slampiece out, dip it in the sand, and immediately jam it back in her pussy.
" i was having sex with your girl on the beach last night and i gave her the dirty dolphin. so if it hurts next time u bang her, now u know why. "
by nicholas wood September 4, 2006
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The Dirty Dustin

the act of a crazy ass night of sex. 12-24 hours long. involves starting with a date, hinting at the want of sex, and proceding into every sex postion possible. lovers may also want to do things such as the alabama hot pocket or the clevland steamer or such like that. all of the perverted, kinky, things u can do to ur fucker. all is involved in the dirty dustin. by the end of the night u shall be all out of cum and will be literally pissing on ur fucker.
last night, me and that ho did a 36 hour of the dirty dustin. that shit was fuckin crazy. we did it ALL.
by Jizzmaster 696969 November 7, 2007
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The Dirty Dan

You take a bath with your female partner and they suck your dick underwater and everytime they come up for air they ask How doe's it feel pinhead Larry?
by SomeRandomEdgyTeen January 1, 2018
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The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"
by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009
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the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
by roller May 29, 2005
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The Dirty Duo

1. When two good male friends find an attractive and highly desired woman and proceed to have intercourse with her at the same time, one in the 'chocolate' and one in the 'sugar'. End the night by ejaculating on her face and breasts, and then throw her off a bridge.

2. A popular rap group from Southwest Florida.
1. "Yeah, we pulled the Dirty Duo on that sexy bitch!"

2. "Dude, the Dirty Duo's new song is fucking drugs."
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