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booty cleaner

a mythological person who one can summon to wipe one's butt after a bowel movement
That was such a bowel movement, I had to summon 25 booty cleaners to wipe my butt!
by John Wordsleuth March 3, 2021
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scheme cleaners

'scheme cleaners' are those that have nothing better else to do than just scheme on people that have something profitable that they want to obtain. They're most known as 'meth heads' that go on the prowl in the wee hours hoping to scheme anyone or anything out of something they want.
"hey man, I heard the owner of that store has a safe that can be gotten".
"Naw man, you haven't heard? " Those fking ' schemes of friends of yours done got everything worth value "

"Fucking 'Scheme Cleaners'..."
by Nevarerom September 23, 2021
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The Colgate Cleaner

While hitting it from the back start brushing ur teeth and when ur done brushing ur teeth spit what u have in ur mouth on her buttholeand stick ur dick in it and nut in her. That way when ur done ur dick and her butt smellsminty fresh.
I did the colgate cleaner on my girlfriend now my dick and her butt smells like toothpaste.
by Grab her by the pussy December 1, 2019
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Stress Cleaner

Stress cleaners are people who, when stressed out, clean up their surroundings as a method of coping with and alleviating stress. In the same way that Stress Eaters use food to cope with their stress.
I recently started cleaning to try to cope with the exam stress, it works better than yoga 🧘 ♂️ for me. My prof says I'm a stress cleaner
by N😉B😎DY_19 September 27, 2018
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Jamaican Cleaner

The term Jamaican Cleaner is an act where a Jamaican, or darker colored female, takes a can of beans and shoves them up a males asshole. Then grabs a vacuum and sucks them all out.
by extremecreamteam April 7, 2010
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Wiener Cleaner

Your wife. It’s not a blow job, it’s a hygiene ritual. Wifely duties
Welcome to the stabbin cabin. Home of the wiener cleaner.

Hey honey, I need a wiener cleaning. Come be my wiener cleaner.
by MrShocker May 1, 2018
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Quebec Cleaner

When your buddy nuts in your wife and cleans it up with his mouth, you feel bad and lick it off his face.
“Sorry for making a mess on the old lady let’s Quebec clean this up bud”. “Eh bud I’ll buy ya Molson since your a great Quebec Cleaner”.
by SteelyDan11 June 27, 2019
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