Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

by Bread2287 November 26, 2016

The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Thanksgiving elbow

The fat roll that hangs down past the elbow.

"Naw man, we ain't eatin there she ain't got that Thanksgiving Elbow. You can tell she can't cook."

by Olekarlthesparkey May 3, 2018

A Kirby Thanksgiving

When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...

What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....

by The Gypsy’s son November 28, 2019

thanksgiving thot

When a person freeloads food and drinks EVERY Thanksgiving.

Uncle Luis is always bringing his Thanksgiving thots to Jimmy's cookouts. Fuck.

by Tony Stark Whatsup November 12, 2019

thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

...

James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

by kqm May 9, 2022

thanksgiving music

does not actually exist. there are “holiday” songs and playlists etc, but thanksgiving music is not a thing. unless youre weird. like hanna.

“Is thanksgiving music a thing?”
“nah. have you even heard of a thanksgiving song?”

by kashootmyself November 4, 2018