Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018

tesla-flop

(verb) to say things about your own company that cause it to crash and burn.

Bro just tesla-flopped his company when he tweeted a bunch of fake shit.

by br00t4l September 29, 2018

Tesla

What happens when you combine overconfidence and daddy’s money

Did you hear about that EV that exploded?
Lemme guess, Tesla?
Yep

by Cryo311 March 21, 2023

tesla

that stupid fucking white women who think they're "saving the environment"

god damned white woman driving a gay ass tesla

by Djkeagen April 17, 2023

tesla

Example, “I pulled a tesla.”

I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.

I asked my work to pay me, I thought they wouldn’t. When I disputed it, I found out, they were going to pay me, they didn’t cus I reported it. I pulled a tesla. I complained about being ripped off, when I wasn’t. Nikola Tesla could have sold the metal in his factory, or his factory and have been worth about $10 million over a 100 years ago.

by ironfinn May 8, 2023

Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla

If when someone is really stupid, a random person will make a meme of him using these characters.

Mario bros was made on 1782 b.C.(Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla meme)

by idk30 November 26, 2023

Tesla

Teslas are Ugly, 30 minutes to charge, Bad quality electric cars made by Elon Musk, Also They Can Explode. (like in the image) And Theres now tesla lightshows and crap.

Person 1: Look At My New Tesla Model X!
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?

by anhandle123 December 8, 2023