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Tampon Tiffany

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A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.
"Do you know that girl tiffany, she likes tampons."
"Yeah dude she's a fucking tampon tiffany."
by Charnizzles December 31, 2011
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When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.
"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"
by mcknazzy December 31, 2011
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Tampon Snatcher

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The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.
by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013
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Tampon Libertarian

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One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
by April Alligator July 1, 2014
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Playful banter when insulting/ smack talking the Tampa bay Buccaneers. Used to insult the fuck out of the Buccaneers, usually used when talking to a friend who roots for them.
Friend 1: You hear Pam's dad likes tampon bay
Friend 2: really? The fuckin tampon bay cuckineers?
by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 20, 2019
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Tampon Tag

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A family game for kids of all ages, although primarily played among teenagers aged 13-17. This game consists of one or more persons supplying used, bloody tampons, and distributing them evenly throughout the group. You then run around like the game 'tag' and whoever has the most stuck on them at the end loses. And the least wins.
by Lola Flores December 29, 2010
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Tampon Popsicle

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A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.
Hey timmy, it's 85 degrees out here, tell your sister to make me a tampon popsicle.
by MASHISHI April 28, 2009
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