scemo

basically a kid who is considered to be both emo AND scene.

that kid is so scemo, he straightens his hair AND listens to Taking Back Sunday.

by jetsett May 14, 2006

Summon the Octopus

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

by bjbroderick February 28, 2009

shemosexual

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.

1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.

by drippindorf December 3, 2010

Shemotion

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011

Summoning the mud dragon

Colloquial term for taking a dump.

I really have to pop, so I will be summoning the mud dragon.

by KobraKommander July 4, 2018

Semo

1. Also known as “Semolina”. Semo is a a substance that can be effective in ceramic making, hence it is used in the construction of public toilets.

2. A substance used by tyrannical government to cause damage to political opposition, and weaken enemy defenses. This makes it an effective tool in torturing prisoners of war, while enabling the perpetrators to escape international criminal liability.

Abolish Semo!

Feed the prisoners Semo.

by Abolish... April 30, 2021

Three Summon

When two incredibly hot women invite you to have a threesome with them.

Bob was three summoned by the chick with the big titties and the girl with the phat ass.

by crazyJMV February 26, 2010