1: A town in southwest Wiltshire to which you should never go unless you want to shorten your manhood.
Can also be used as an insult in the same way.
Can also be used as an insult in the same way.
"So we were like getting changed at the pool and i looked at him and said "Shit Alan, you never told me you took a fuckin' visit to stumpycock," and then he twatted me with a shovel."
by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008
Get the stumpycock mug.by trainface May 24, 2011
Get the stump chewer mug.Related Words
stumph
• Stumphead
• stumphy
• stump
• stumpy
• Stumped
• stumping
• stump grinder
• stumpjumper
• stumpf
An incredibly fugly bitch
by BitchCrackerGuy September 5, 2011
Get the StumpTease mug.The study and appreciation of Stumps. Stumps are often ignored and rarely make the news. But there are a growing number of people becoming aware of their significance. Not only was a Stump once very possibly a mighty tree, the word "Stump" can now entail the description of a vertically challenged Human Being.
#1. When running naked through the Forest, pay close attention to Stumps.
#2. That girl is one sporty little Stump.
#3. When I go to college, I am going to study Stumpism and spread awareness and tolerance of this natural and beautiful phenomenon.
#2. That girl is one sporty little Stump.
#3. When I go to college, I am going to study Stumpism and spread awareness and tolerance of this natural and beautiful phenomenon.
by oldcaligirl October 10, 2011
Get the Stumpism mug.by PocketWrap February 25, 2018
Get the Stumper mug.
When you are producing words for a song (or something like that) and you all of a sudden lack any quality in your lyrics or genuinely can't think of any, this is called a lyric stump and it is a very common problem among all types of musicians, and some solutions involve:
Listening to Music
Reading something
Painting or looking at other paintings
You get the idea.
This will often happen if you are changing how you are singing about something and/or what you are singing about.
Listening to Music
Reading something
Painting or looking at other paintings
You get the idea.
This will often happen if you are changing how you are singing about something and/or what you are singing about.
An example of a lyric stump:
He knocks on Satan's door
Delivers whom he bore
And...And..err...Damn it! I was getting somewhere with this!
He knocks on Satan's door
Delivers whom he bore
And...And..err...Damn it! I was getting somewhere with this!
by diamondmanizzle3 September 4, 2013
Get the lyric stump mug.