Stuffed up dragon

When you had a little too many whiskey cocktails and want to mix it up with your girlfriend,maybe she was being a little annoying that day so you want to pay her back.Make her go down on you,it helps if you havent showered in a few days just makes it a little more satisfying,now when you blow your load in her mouth pull out quickly,with her innocent face staring at you cover her mouth and slap her cheeks together and your stinky load with go through her throat and out her nose..she may even groan like a cum breathing dragon..pull your pants up,walk to the kitchen,make yourself a smooth and strong whiskey,put on some johnny cash and realize what lifes all about..

i tell yah theres nothing like giving your girl a stuffed up dragon

by whiskeylivin June 3, 2009

stuffed bell pepper

When a man takes a big massive crap that Is still solid and then proceeds to take his fecal matter and shove it in a woman's vagina then begins to pack it in with his erected penis

Oh dude that chick was a total rock star , she let me get that stuffed bell pepper.

Omg girl !! He just gave me the best stuffed bell pepper I've ever had!!

by Pooppoopyeahthatsright November 9, 2015

Stuffed Animal

The act of shaving ones pubes and stuffing them vaginally or anally into ones counter-part, proceeded by boning the shit out of them.

Sally wanted a nice romantic night, so I stuffed animaled her, she hasn't called since.

by Kicker07 November 5, 2008

stuffed shirt

An overweight person

"Look at that stuffed shirt, ma nizzle!"

by uncleboonie February 25, 2004

stuffed shirt

one who exudes the art of being completely anal retentive and overly organized; paying close attention to detail to the point of being painfully uptight.

Jordan's revenue figures for March were presented in typical stuffed shirt fashion; complete with a color coded chart. Yellow is projected, green is actual red indicates the project had been completed.

Jordan Gilbert is a stuffed shirt.

by mdg76 December 15, 2008

stuffed or buffed

a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation

a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!

a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer

by ballcheeze June 1, 2010

Stuffed Monkey

A boner. A Chubby. Morning Wood. Stiffy, cranked shaft, woody, large hardon collider, smuggling a midget in your pants, and any number of other colourful euphemisms for an erection. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look at some nudie pics and everything will be explained. (This only applies to guys, sorry ladies.)

Franky: Dude, I was standing at the bar last night, looking at this hawt piece of ass, and all of a sudden I had a stuffed monkey. I had to hunch over!

Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!

Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!

Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.

by D[e]m[o]n August 31, 2010