Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Stuck in the basement

The act of being a male while having attraction to women, but unable to obtain a relationship.

"Why's Jack nervous around Shelly?" "He's just Stuck in the basement."

by Heel-Gemini October 19, 2018

Truck Stuck

When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.

I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬

by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019

Stuck in the portal

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.

Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal

by Butterjack January 26, 2019

stuck on the third

When you're stuck on third base or can't get past.

"Hey man I'm stuck on the third. Can u give me some tips?"

by I'm_invisible August 13, 2015

Stuck Lip

When you awkwardly smile at someone just to realize you have stuck lip. The face a dog makes when it hasn’t had enough water and you physically have to pull it’s lip out from it’s teeth. Having such a dry mouth, that your lip folds itself over and sticks to your teeth. When you physically have to fish out your lip from your dry teeth.

Guy “can I buy you a drink”

Girl spins around “sure”

Guy “uhh I gotta....I gotta hit the bathroom”
Girl “omg I totally just got stuck lip”

Walking down the side walk and politely smiling at someone, just to have your smile not come back down. “Damn stuck lip”

by GamerQueen95 July 18, 2020

Suck and stucked

A sexual act where when receiving head, the recipient covers their penis with superglue so that after they nut, the giver is stuck to them

Dude you won’t believe it, I suck and stucked my girlfriend last night and completely forgot where the solvent was, she was on my dick for like 2 hours bro

by SexGuru89 April 06, 2023