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stralax

A mythical giant ferocious beast that is best described as a mutant tyrannosaurus rex that only comes out when you're fucking stoned.
One time when i was walking along a bayou after smoking 8 blunts a stralax jumped out from behind a bridge and started attacking a fradoodle.
by dumbhoe January 20, 2008
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Shravanee

Shravanee, is an amazingly smol selenophile, works in her own rhythm, one of the prettiest mfs alive, introverted and rare.

Get yourself one while you still can.
See that gorgeous little piece of shit staring at the moon over there?
That's a Shravanee
by whyaan January 11, 2023
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strapadicktome

Noun: A ratchet tool for tightening and then cutting the surplus off nylon cable ties or 'straps' without leaving a sharp point protruding.
Familiar due to sounding a bit like 'appendectomy'. Phrase in use by employees of GEC in UK in 1980s.
Shouted the length of a telephone exchange or similar electrical engineering environment "Who's got my strapadicktome? I'll have to trim these with side cutters."
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Stratagy

(strah-TAH-gee)

1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.

2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.

3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.
1. Ocean Marketing is making history as the first cooperation to use stratagy in all of it's customer-related programs.

2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.

3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.
by ironlunch December 30, 2011
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stratagy

The word "strategy" misspelled by the world famous douche-bag Paul Christoforo
"after 'ocean marketting' our new company name will be 'ocean stratagy' "
by michaelcox December 30, 2011
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Flossing the Strahan

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.
Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!
by Feklahr August 25, 2010
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you cant feed a bear that died of starvation

to be used if some thing is late,unforgivable, or some one says there sorry and they want to fix things and they dont have the balls to fix it or address the problem until ignoring you and til they found out there mistake
"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"
by That Chubby Fellow April 8, 2012
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