stoned

1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation

the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus

they'll stone ya and then say good luck

I got stoned....and i missed it!!

by Stoner Dave September 23, 2005

stoned

Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.

Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch

by DanlyHoSeper August 23, 2008

stone

A girl who is unreachable unless you knock someone out first. To give you a chance.

Germ: "that girl is a stone over there"
Stephen: "i know bro we would have knock him out to get to her"
Germ: " we might just have to do that"
Stephen: "Im in"

by wafflesFFL January 2, 2011

stone

a Fucking idiot. Who only cares about himself. He thinks he's better than everyone and tends to shit on people no matter how good they are to him. He's a cheater and a manipulator, making him one of the worst people to call a friend. Do not trust someone named stone. They tend to stab you in the back when u least expect it.

I'd like to beat the fuck out of that low life loser stone

by anangelfromabove777 November 5, 2019

Stoned

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter

“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”

by bananagram8 March 31, 2022

Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.

The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder

by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016

Stone

Stone is probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet who always puts other people first. Very competitive, and typically has a chode.

That guy is such a stone

by William Haze June 18, 2022