stoned

1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation

the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus

they'll stone ya and then say good luck

I got stoned....and i missed it!!

by Stoner Dave August 30, 2005

stoned

Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.

Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch

by DanlyHoSeper July 27, 2008

stone

A girl who is unreachable unless you knock someone out first. To give you a chance.

Germ: "that girl is a stone over there"
Stephen: "i know bro we would have knock him out to get to her"
Germ: " we might just have to do that"
Stephen: "Im in"

by wafflesFFL January 02, 2011

stone

a Fucking idiot. Who only cares about himself. He thinks he's better than everyone and tends to shit on people no matter how good they are to him. He's a cheater and a manipulator, making him one of the worst people to call a friend. Do not trust someone named stone. They tend to stab you in the back when u least expect it.

I'd like to beat the fuck out of that low life loser stone

by anangelfromabove777 November 06, 2019

Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.

The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder

by Youngster Calvin February 11, 2016

stoned

Something you only truly know if you've been it.

"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"

by long bong silvers October 31, 2018

Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019