stuffer

An object used to "stuff" one's palm, which a fist is made around. Common items in this class are rolls of quarters, large bolts, lighters, etc. They should be fairly heavy, provide protection to the hand and do a great deal of damage, akin to brass knuckles, when they strike someone. Also advantageous because in certain jurisdictions, brass knuckles are illegal, whereas there is no crime in carrying an item such as this.

That queer Evan lipped me off, but after I broke his jaw and ruptured his eyeball with my stuffer, he never looked me in the eye again.

by Snusss March 29, 2008

stiffer

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher

1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight

by Brunel September 17, 2005

cock scoffer

1)Any subservient, easily manipulated person. Usually associated with the male gender.
2) Any person who will do anything to get what they want.
3)A person without morals, scruples etc.

Hey, check out the new General Manager. He's only 23 years old; what a cock scoffer.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

cunt stuffer

a bit of cotton that a woman inserts in her vagina whilst on the rag

ah shit blood is gushing out of my bearded clam best ram a cunt stuffer up there!

by tommy and k bear February 4, 2008

stuffer

Usually a pethatic attempt by a slut,to make her boobs seem like their bigger!!

Jodie is a stuffer and always stuffs her bra with tissue and cotton!

by AfriendAtsaucon December 14, 2008

Soffer

A social media douche who is afraid to say anything to anybody's face, but will comment about it on any social platform he or she can. Friends to your face, but an ass behind your back. in the real world, has very very few friends and will post on the weekends heavily because he or she is bored and has NOTHING else to do.

Dude 1- You bro, you want to get fucked up tonight?

Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.

by ScootsToTheBoots June 10, 2017