creamy steven

You cum on a toothbrush and brush your teeth with it!

1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!

by Ryami March 18, 2008

Steven Rae

Used to describe an outstanding specimen of a bear (usually polar) who has two thumbs and also enjoys a bevy. Usually seen roaming around on the hunt around the inner city hunting grounds oF Dundonia Upon Tay.

That Steven rae sure can dance

by besafe86 October 4, 2011

Steven Universe

A show about singing and crying. Also everyone is gay

Steven Universe is gay.

by Tigerfrik November 17, 2017

Steven Tyler

Only the BEST frontman in existance! Steven Tyler has transcended time and his voice STILL freakin rocks!!!!
JUST PUSH PLAY......FUCKIN A!!!!!!!!!!

listen to Toys in the Attic and Steven Tyler's voice will blow you away!!!

by Angela Rotondo September 19, 2008

Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.

Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!

by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009

Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.

Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.

by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008

Steven L. Anderson

An asshole (possible closet case) preacher from Arizona, hates Jews, women, gays and nearly everything and everyone in existence. Also, has a weird, creepy obsession with Justin Bieber.

Guy: Saw some wacko preacher going off about how women shouldn't be liking "faggoty actors", he listed many people who aren't gay in real life...
Guy 2: Oh, that's Steven L. Anderson, don't listen to him.

by Voldemario June 15, 2015