A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:
A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation
Warnings:
A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation
Warnings:
A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.
Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
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The first, short turd that is emitted, but an interruption of gas (fart) pinches it off. It is pushed off to the side by the rest of the bowel movement that follows it, in an unbroken, momentous, pile of shit. Ahhhh.....
OMG, who didn't flush? Look at this mountain of mud! It's all in a pile except that short one floating by itself. Yeah, that must be the starter log.
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B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
B: No, I'm lazy.
A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus
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