Starfucks

The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

State Street Starbucks

A store of the popular Starbucks Coffee chain located on State Street in Boston, Massachusetts near the world famous Faneuil Hall Marketplace. Notorious for some of the poorest service and quality in the company; many customers are also known to be vampires, mutants, or otherwise hideously ugly.

Today I saw a dead ringer for Jabba the Hutt at the State Street Starbucks.

I sucked rusty nail through the straw of the Frappucino they served me at the State Street Starbucks.

"Yo man, I’m thinking of knocking off my girlfriend, shes a real bitch."
"No worries dude, just buy her a Frappuccino at the State Street Starbucks, she choke to deal on the glacial unground ice cubes."

by bostonbren October 18, 2006

Starbucks Pigeon

A person either male or female (but usually female), who sits for long hours at a time at starbucks.Longer then any cup of coffee should take to be drunk. They dont have a book to read or a computer to use they just sit there and stare at everyone coming in and out of the store and the drivers who drive by.

I really cant give a good example......


if you see three girls at starbucks but they havnt touched their coffee in like 5 mins. then you got yourself a pigeon

by Qldsboy September 6, 2005

starfucker

Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.

Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.

by R. Kemp February 13, 2008

starbucks

Only the classiest and those with the best tastes can enjoy a cup of Starbucks. It is a very unique taste that gets one hooked instantly. It will drain your wallet but the pleasure of drinking this coffee every day outweighs the expense. I sometimes go to Starbucks to get a cup but I prefer buying it by the pound, ground fresh from the store or directly from Starbucks itself. The smell is euphoric. Inhale the fresh Starbucks beans and you will get high. Thats how amazing the smell is. This is the best coffee ive ever had and it may be bitter but you know what I like it bitter, i like it bold, i like it deep and i like it dark. Sweet too. And it never disapoints me. I dont care for all the exotic names, i just know a good cup of coffee when I taste one and man this hits the spot.

Beware of trying Starbucks, You just may get hooked.
He drives his BMW to Starbucks to get a great tasting cup of coffee.
Number one coffee in the World.

by Phil Donahuee September 12, 2006

Starfucker

1. The Main Idea of 'Starfuckers, Inc.', by Trent Reznor, or Nine Inch Nails.
2. Part of the song 'Professional Widow', By Tori Amos, most likely about Courtney Love.
3. Courtney Love
4. A groupie

1. "Starfuckers, now I belong...... I'm one of the chosen ones." - Trent Reznor, 'Starfuckers, Inc.'
2. "Starfucker just like my Daddy - yes, Starfucker just like my Daddy - yes." -Tori Amos, 'Professional Widow'
3. Courtney Love=Whore
4. I hate Groupies. Especially Nine Inch Nails' Groupies.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

Ghetto Starbucks

Cheap coffee bought at any gas station. It can be any flavor of coffee.

Girl let's go to Starbucks for some coffee. I can't afford a $6.00 cup of coffee take me to the Exxon so I can get some Ghetto Starbucks and still afford some cigarettes.

by kittycatman2 May 22, 2009