squidwarding

A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.

The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.

by steamybob302 April 25, 2012

Squidward

When a man places his balls on a persons eye sockets and drapes his dick over the nose.

I pulled a squidward on my girl last night.

by Robby.S October 14, 2017

Squidward's Nose

A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.

Your dick smaller than my toes, I'd rather ride Squidward's Nose

by Mrs. Eandedeürfaevs October 23, 2022

Ranbob Squidward Pants

A really bad call of duty player that tries to d-ride good kids.

Andrew Giardino or gamertag: xDrrewww is a super big ranbob squidward pants and pays for good kids on his team.

by o Wahzoo March 5, 2011

squidward

To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.

Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.

by Meg Millions October 23, 2006

Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.

Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?

by Teabag man June 12, 2008

Squidward

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

by MEEEEMES March 9, 2017