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beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...
by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003
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Squeener

A thin long penis, the opposite of a chode. Can also be compared to a pencil-dick.
dude i did you here about johns pencil-dick? Yea i heard it was a reel squeener.
by original squeen November 22, 2011
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squanker

Ben is a squanker. Screw that guy.
by SwaggyJuniour August 9, 2016
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Squanker

The type of wanker that has a shitty squonk vape device. Previously known as a 'Squonk wanker'.
"Seen that 'old man mahogany' wood squonk that wanker Leigh uses?"

"Yeah bro, he's such a squanker!"
by Err! ban dicks May 22, 2018
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Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.
Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
by McKFC February 2, 2019
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fortnite squeaker

A child that plays the dead video game released 2017, Fortnite. The difference that separates regular Fortnite kid from the fortnite squeaker is the Fortnite squeaker's squeaky-ness because. Their voice is often very annoying from this squeaky-ness. They won't back down from an argument and blame their mistakes on the rest of the team.
by Will Pigcraft June 13, 2022
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Tire Squealer

n. Another word for Rednecks. (We were sitting out side on the porch being our lame and silly selves as always, when we decided to make up our own slang after hearing a song try to use the word 'crispy' as slang for something. We thought it was crazy what people try to make catch on, like 'lettuce', 'beaner', 'cheddar', 'chicken head' and so on, so we made a list of our own! Funny enough, all the ones we came up with also happened to be related to food, except Tire Squealer!)
"Man, those Tire Squealers look hott in them tight ass jeans".. ;)
by Cristina, Cinthia, & Ryan July 23, 2007
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