Sportage

The ultimate car. If you see a Sportage (a capital letter must always be used when writing the word 'Sportage') you must ask the person or people with you if they think that the car is a Sportage. They must react by becoming exceptionally excited by the car you are referring to. The term 'Sportage' can also be used when discussing other wonderful cars, such as a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, as they are in the same league as a Sportage, just with a less cool name. The use of the term 'Sportage' should not be used lightly. It is a serious car. It is the best car in the world.

Person 1 (Becka): 'Is that a Sportage?'

Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.

by kiddotricks April 20, 2013

spartan warrior

total bad-ass warrior from the greek city-state of sparta.
were taken at a young age from their parents to learn the ways of battle and the code of a warrior (how to pwn everything and everyone).

a group of greek warriors, 300 spartan warriors included, held against the whole persian army.

by tweaker93 February 17, 2007

Golden Spartan Bod

To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.

I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me

by Just do it June 9, 2009

SPARTAGASM

Any sexual feeling or squeals of glee brought forth due to viewing Starz's Spartacus: Blood and Sand(Soon to be Spartacus Vengeance for season 2).
This includes, but is not limited to time away from the show, when one is feeling lustful or saucy.
It should always be typed in all caps: "SPARTAGASM"

"I was whipping my chained lover who I had shackled to a filthy wall, and he reminded me of Spartacus / Andy Whitfield trying to defy me with his fiery blue eyes. I had a SPARTAGASM right then and there!"

by spartacus2010@LiveJournal April 26, 2010

The Spartan

When a girl sticks her ass in the air, and you run from 50 feet away, full sprint and yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!", and jump so that your dick and balls get stuck in her ass. Then you have to wait for her to shit you out.

Girl: Baby, lets do The Spartan tonight...

Guy: Alright baby... "THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"

by Leonidas' Wife January 8, 2008

Sparta Moment

A time in your live where you just feel like kicking any motherfucker off a cliff.

"Dude, that slut made me have a Sparta moment!"

by 2076136 March 30, 2008

spartage

A specific type of ownage, traditionally announced by the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!" and immediately followed by a swift kick to the chest. A spartage is ideally performed on the edge of a cliff or a large well, but if you happen to be away from these locations, bear in mind that an effective spartage is one that creates a considerable mess.

Yesterday as I was walking back to my car, I noticed a cop writing something next to it. He said: "You're in a bus zone, I'll have to write a parking ticket." I stared at him and replied: "Parking ticket? THIS IS SPARTA!" and I kicked him in the chest. Taken by surprise, he fell backwards and landed on the street. He had just enough time to say "What the f-" before a bus ran over him and splattered him across the pavement. (bus-assisted spartage)

by r0ji April 18, 2008