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And now sports

Saying for when a person thinks something is extremely irrelevant or unimportant. It mimics a news reporter.
Hillary Clinton just won the West Virgina Primary...and Now Sports.
by Peter Wilkins May 13, 2008
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Sporting Feminist

A phrase to describe any female with extensive sporting knowledge, who is tired of instantly being treated like a fool on the assumption that she knows nothing about sport, based on her gender.
Amanda, Rosie and Laura are sporting feminists.
by peppermint_panda April 30, 2006
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sporting a semi

Look Sue, Jerry's sporting a semi.
How can you tell?
Look at his pants!
OMG!
by Savage Dick February 5, 2014
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Sports Geek

To be completely and utterly addicted to watching, playing, and engaging in fantasy sports.

Committing your life to watching every professional league available to you.
Joe: Hey man you wanna hang out on Friday?
Jim: No can do bro I gotta watch the Cubs play the Dodgers, then the 'Hawks are playing the Canucks later that night, but I gotta get to bed because Liverpool is taking on Everton tomorrow morning and I don't want to miss it.
Joe: Uhh okay, how about Saturday night?
Jim: Man are you nuts! The Indianapolis 500 is Saturday afternoon and then OKC is taking on the Heat Staurday night! Then I have to channel surf to UFC cause GSP is fighting B.J Penn. Plus I have to update my fantasy NFL team.
Joe: Man you are a total Sports Geek.
by Ilovesports June 8, 2011
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ballsack sports

The only reliable news source. Mainly reports on happenings in the NBA, but any news they drop is factual, accurate, and refreshingly real.
Person 1: "Apparently Skip Bayless has 3,280,000 messages addressed to “LeBron” in his 27 year career, according to Ballsack Sports."
Person 2: "Well if the Sack reported it, it must be true! Now nobody can claim that anyone other than Skip is the dickriding GOAT!"
by grindneverstops March 3, 2022
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Freezer Sports

A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.
I managed to pull off a reverse chin at Freezer Sports last night.
by The Revisitter August 23, 2009
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Sport of Kings

It is when you and your friends are going on a camping trip, and no one shits the entire trip. Then when you get back home you all weigh yourself before you shit, then weigh yourself after and whoever's shit weighs the most wins.
So we were playing the Sport of Kings on our 2 day FTX, and Bloggins won with a 5 pound log
by Kosst January 3, 2009
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