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Spoif

A cross between a Spoon and a Knife. It is also used to describe someone who is a goon and a overall fucking weird twat.
You such a fucking spoif Luke, pouring all that baileys on my head!
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SponeBoob

SponeBoob is the name of the Egyptian god mainly worshipped in the years 1300 to this year. SponeBoob was the god thought to have created fire, earth and water. The three main elements of this planet. SponeBoob is worshipped by over 124,000,000 people around the world and many more species on other planets.
"Oh no my kitchen is on fire, if only SponeBoob could use his water power to put it out!"
by SponeBoob the mighty September 30, 2018
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spondick

Teacher: You’re looking at me weird so you get a detention.

Student: This teacher is such a spondick.
by No Nigga I have no name October 10, 2019
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Spondoogalie

When this person is so ugly you don’t have a word for it so you have to call them spondoogalie
Damn he ugly asf!! He’s spondoogalie!!
by Ali Melancon November 21, 2019
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SpinfreeDjs

A twitch channel runned by 2 dope djs, that most of the time get intoxicated with girly seltzers beverages like “Truly, White Claw”but still they put on some work
the SpinfreeDjs channel is live with those djs that drink those Truly seltzers
by Tommy Jacketson March 27, 2021
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Spondon

Spondon is a lil town in the middle of Derby which is in the middle of England. As you can tell we don’t get to experience going to the beach much. About 11,000 people live here.
Person - Hey mate where do you live? 😩
Y/n - Spondon. What about you?
Person - Is that the really small village in the center of England?
Y/n - fook yeah. Now I asked you a question.
by Mulqti February 13, 2021
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Spondle

The act of circling your finger in a clockwise motion around somebody's body part, preferably their nipples.

Derived from an overplayed commercial of anklosing spondylitis. Intended to supplement Salmoning and other forms of friendly attacks.
Jon: Sara is so annoying. Whenever I turn away, she tries to spondle my nipples.
by Queensalmon69 July 18, 2021
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