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butter sputter

The expulsion of vaginal lubricant that often accompanies a queef, although the expulsion may occur for any number of other reasons such as: 1.) swift punch to the body (see donkey punch); 2.) bodily decomposition (see mung); or during a sit up occurring after feminine arousal.
1. Jess had sex with two men in one evening. By the time she was almost done with the second, she was queefing so bad that the butter sputter almost made Doug put on a rain coat for his own protection. The filthy act was wetter than a monsoon.

2. Not only did Luke's dog queef, but there was also some butter sputter, as evidenced by the stains in her dog bed.

3. The butter sputter left flecks of moisture on her panties, leaving her in an awkward situation as she sat on the church pew during mass.
by Jon - #1784 November 12, 2007
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Cleavage Splitter

An object found between the cleavage, usually a dick, that breaks apart the foundation of the boob twins and can be commonly referred as a tittyfucker.
Guy 1: God Dave really split dem titties.
Guy 2: Yea he sure is one hell of a Cleavage Splitter.
by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009
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ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus
My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.
by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006
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splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.
Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!
by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007
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phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink
Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?
by Bargo May 24, 2006
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Slutterflies

I get slutterflies whenever I see him with his shirt off.
by Cookie_Monster678 August 26, 2013
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guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)
Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.
by thibodeaux June 9, 2003
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