Splurgie

Vagina exercise.

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

by Kegel Queen September 10, 2011

spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.

I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.

by meatfluteofsavageblows July 21, 2012

Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.

Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.

by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013

Splart

~Onomotoepia~ A sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.

SPLART!

by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014

splurgious

Prone to splurge.

We just got paid so I'm feeling very splurgious. Let's order dessert.

by Wordy Wordsley December 1, 2016

spurty

to not have a constant flow or pattern

The flow of customers coming in the strip club tonight was kind of spurty.

by Strippers Anonymous September 23, 2017

spurtz

Alternate spelling of the word 'sports'. Often used ironically by non-sports fans towards avid sports fans for the purpose of belittling their hobby/interest. Often uttered mockingly and incessantly towards two or more people discussing sports related topics. A particularly trendy term in Canada during a Blue Jays postseason MLB playoff.

"Wanna come over for the Jays game this afternoon?"
"Nah I dont watch spurtz, remember?"

by Doctor_policeman September 16, 2018