splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

splunge

To bust a nut.Usually followed by extreme self Gratitude and praise.

Yo you remember that bitch Jenny? Yeah, she was sucking me off and even though she told me not to, i splunged in her mouth.

"Oww Craig! You splunged in my eye!" says Charlene. "Yeah....I guess i did." Said Craig....

by Craig Scooge October 22, 2007

Splunge

Removal of balls, and kicking dick.
Also used to describe something that happened to you in a negative way.

Damn man, that bitch splunged me

by gank. February 19, 2009

splunge

An accumulation of cum, often used in the since of making fun of someone else.

"Look at that lifeless splunge"

by pUssYmoNsTEr011111 March 15, 2009

spluffed

STIMULATION.... gettin the dormerz and sendin them HOMERZ....sploink

I person asks: WHATS UP
a splink responds: spluffed

by the connection May 4, 2003

splunch

A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.

Weston splunched Dave in the forehead, pissing Dave off till his ears were red.

by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009

splunkindunkin

A failed slam dunk ending up hurting yourself.

Joe got a splunkindunkin after that game.

by (//_-) May 12, 2009