spooning

when two or more people lay next to each other as spoons would in a drawer

krista likes spooning with shane and talking about it alllll the time.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2005

Spooning

Stabbing your sexual partner in the crotch with a spoon.

“Me and Rebecca were spooning all night that it actually bent”

by CluelessFurry69 June 1, 2018

Grapefruit spooning

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.

I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable

by Magog_Dog August 24, 2018

Spoooning

(Contains 3 O's) Verb -

1. Spooning (spoooning) inanimate objects for the purpose of giving them love too.

"Your wrench needs a spoooning."
"Share the love by spoooning. Spoooning is for all ages and very safe."

by TheNixter November 2, 2011

spooning

The act slapping a Greek girl's breasts with a spoon while having sex with her in a kitchen.

Did you hear? Dambini has been spooning her last night.

Oh Dambini, spoon me!

by Dambana December 11, 2011

Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve

I was wooden spooning my bitch.

by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009

conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007