When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.
Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.
by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010
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by Josh Herm January 24, 2006
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This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a "prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.
Man, that Terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a Bradley Pitt and the women just love him.
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Get the splash baby mug.April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.
Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."
by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013
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